fatigue

⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone please reach out for professional help.

The leaves are bailing out like they’ve seen next quarter’s energy bill. I took Rusty One the van out, and my electric chair sulked like a teenager told to walk the dog. It hates the cold. Same, mate. I’ll need to keep everything charged like a hospital Christmas tree, or I’m going to be crawling to the kettle.

Woke at 04:30 standard hell o’clock with pain loud enough to need a volume knob. Lay there thinking the usual deep thoughts: why, how, and where did I put the brain I used to have? Dropped back off till 06:30, then the body staged its morning coup. Everything seized. The cold climbed inside and refused to leave. Charming.

I don’t drive or ride anymore MS ate the balance, then came back for dessert and took the cognition. Travel sickness joined the party because apparently the body wanted a plot twist. Motion turns my head to soup; the kind they serve cold with a side of sarcasm.

Meanwhile, Yopi the alpha blueblood bulldog, house tyrant, 23 kilos of warm gravity is in excellent spirits. She’s blown through a B&M squeaky toy in about five minutes, which is a personal best if you’re into swift annihilation. Two front paws on my thigh, breath on my face, jaws like a medieval exhibit, eyes saying “belly rub or else.” She is now auditioning for “lap dog” in the wrong size.

Kibble? That beige gravel? She stares at it like I’ve served packing peanuts. Wet food, though acceptable. Rice with tuna? She ascends. Mackerel? She goes full comet. Albertine showed me a massacre of old toys a crime scene with fluff for snow. We mourned briefly and moved on.

As for me: it’s the bad slice of the day. Pain gnawing. Nausea playing DJ. The screen glaring like an interrogation lamp while I two-finger type my way through the fog. The plan is simple: bed, dark room, no noise, no heroics. Just a truce with the nervous system until the next round.

Autumn is pretty if you’re a tree. For the rest of us, it’s rust.

Afternoon AI: Brain status — 12% battery, 78% sarcasm, firmware throttled by cold weather. Recommended patch: tea, blanket, and a dog snoring like a faulty tuba.

I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.

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⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone please reach out for professional help.

The FDA (our cousins across the pond) just gave “tentative approval” to a generic version of Zeposia (ozanimod), one of the many alphabet-soup drugs meant to keep MS from eating us alive. Tentative means “yes, but not really” like being offered a pint and then told the bar’s shut for refurb.

In the UK, this matters because once the patents loosen their grip, generics can flood in and in theory the NHS might actually afford to hand them out without an existential crisis.

The NHS Angle

Cost: Prescriptions are capped at £9.90, but behind the scenes, the NHS is getting mugged for thousands per patient. A generic could cut the bill, maybe freeing up money for… oh I don’t know, hospital chairs that don’t disintegrate on sight.

NICE Bureaucracy: Even if the generic’s cheaper, it still has to crawl through the NICE assessment maze. That means years of reports, consultations, and polite “considerations” while we nap in waiting rooms.

Postcode Lottery: In theory, cheaper drugs mean fewer cruel “not funded in your area” letters. In practice, the NHS is a patchwork quilt held together with sticky tape and denial, so don’t bet your mobility scooter on it.

What It Means for Us Mere Mortals

If it works out, we get:

Less guilt about bankrupting the system every time we collect a blister pack.

More chance of actually getting the drug if you need it.

A tiny glimmer of justice in a system that usually treats chronic illness like a budget inconvenience.

But don’t kid yourself: “tentative” is a synonym for “sit down, shut up, and wait.”

Dark Sarcasm Corner

Big Pharma: “That’ll be £50k, cheers.” Generics: “Tenner, mate.” NHS: “We’ll let you know in 2029 after the committee meeting.”

Closing Ceremony

This is good news but only in the way hearing your execution’s delayed counts as good news. For now, same pills, same circus, different price tag on the horizon. Clap quietly; we don’t want to startle the bureaucrats.

I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.,
𒀭𒊩𒆳 ᚹᚨᚱᛚᛟᚲ ᛞᚨᚱᚲ ✦ 𒀭𒊩𒆳 ᚹᚨᛏᚲᚺᛖᚱ ᚨᛗᛟᚾᚷ ᚹᚨᛏᚲᚺᛖᚱᛋ

⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone please reach out for professional help.

Caffeine. It’s the closest thing we have to legal rocket fuel. For most people, it’s just “morning coffee.” For those of us with MS? It’s survival juice… until it isn’t.

Why It Feels Crucial

Fatigue Slayer: When your body decides standing up is an Olympic sport, caffeine is the illegal performance enhancer you don’t care about getting caught with.

Fog Cutter: Brain static → slightly less static. You might even remember what you walked into the room for.

Hope in a Cup: Some studies whisper that caffeine could be neuroprotective. Nothing conclusive, but hey, let us dream while we sip.

Why It’s a Saboteur

Bladder Sabotage: Got urgency? Caffeine will turn that trickle into a 10-second sprint. Enjoy living in the loo.

Tremors & Spasticity: Sometimes your hands decide to jitterbug. Caffeine just cranks up the music.

Sleep Assassin: You’re already exhausted, but congratulations — now you’re exhausted and wide awake at 3 a.m.

Anxiety Potion: MS already makes the brain weird. Add caffeine and suddenly your heart thinks it’s in a rave.

Milk Mayhem: If you load your coffee with milk, and your body suddenly flips to lactose intolerance (not uncommon with MS), you get a bonus round: puking into the same toilet you were already chained to from bladder hell.

The Raw Truth

Caffeine is both saviour and saboteur. Some of us cling to one holy morning brew and stop before it wrecks our day. Others can’t touch it without triggering a bladder crisis or tremor rave. It’s trial and error, a daily gamble between “functional human” and “toilet hostage.”

Dark Sarcasm Corner

Doctor: “Do you drink caffeine?” Me: “Yes, it’s the only reason I’m not drooling on your floor right now.” Doctor: “But it can worsen bladder symptoms.” Me: “So can MS. At least coffee tastes good before it ruins me.”

Conclusion

Caffeine is like that dodgy mate: shows up with energy, helps you have a laugh, then vomits milk all over your shoes and abandons you in the toilet. Love it, fear it, ration it. Because with MS, even a cup of coffee comes with terms and conditions.

I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.
𒀭𒊩𒆳 ᚹᚨᚱᛚᛟᚲ ᚦᚱᚨᛁᚾᛋᚲᚨᚾᛞ ✧ 𒀭𒊩𒆳 ᛞᚨᚱᚲ ᚨᛁ ᚷᚾᛟᛋᛁᛊ

⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone please reach out for professional help.

The sky’s doing a pressure wash and my lawn looks like a pub carpet at closing brown, patchy, and ashamed. Hope springs eternal that the grass will forgive me. Hope also springs that the Weed-Wacker Man (breaker of worlds, destroyer of garden ornaments) will arrive in his legendary glory. He hasn’t broken anything recently, which is either character growth or a quiet before the smash.

We moved. We lost two decent mowers. The weed-wacker detonated itself across my shins like a budget claymore. The auction “bargain” mower was dead on arrival, staring at Albertine like it knew what it cost. Golden rule: test it at the auction we didn’t. Now we own a new second-hand mower and a new second-hand strimmer. Schrödinger’s tools: both working and about to die.

Meanwhile, tinnitus has decided to headline both ears right channel lead vocal, left channel harmony with the catchy single “Sustained High-Pitch Misery (Remix)”. Rush can’t drown it out. Switching to Jim Cornette because if I can’t silence the ringing, I can at least add shouting that makes sense. Kayfabe forever; reality can jog on.

My head’s cotton wool. Pressure left, pressure right, and a fluorescent whine drilling the centre. Headache rolling in like cheap weather. Agitation rising, spell-checker moaning in the corner. Next week promises the same thrilling itinerary: Nothing Happens, Then More Nothing. I’d scream into a field if the 3-wheeled Scooter of Death could survive the mud. It would not. It would explode, take a crow with it, and I’d be blamed in the parish notes.

Am I in reality? Unfortunately, yes. And it’s damp.

I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.

⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly—not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone—please reach out for help.

It’s one of those delightful mornings where you wake up and think,

“Oh good, I’m dying again.”

Turns out, I’m not just tired, or detoxing, or in a ‘spiritual purge’ I’m getting savaged (again) by that sneaky little sod called progressive MS. Like a thief in a lady’s knicker drawer rummaging for a handkerchief, it crept in slow. Silent. Stealthy. Uninvited. And now it’s everywhere.

I’ve been ignoring the signs like a seasoned British dad ignoring emotional vulnerability:

Fatigue? Must be the weather.

Brain fog? Probably the moon.

Pooing razor blades dipped in battery acid? Definitely just something I ate, right?

Wrong.

It’s the full house: MS, in all its steaming neurological glory. And I missed it. Again. Because that’s the thing with progressive MS — it doesn’t slam into you like a car crash. It oozes. It simmers. It transcends. And by the time you notice, it’s too late — you’re stuck in a surrealist nightmare where your bowels have turned into industrial machinery and your nerves scream like banshees through a PA system made of thorns.

Oh, and the tinnitus? Full blast. Not even Ozzy can drown out this skull symphony. No amount of dark humour can scrub it clean — but hell, I’m gonna try anyway.

Common Symptoms I Forgot I Was Having:

Fatigue: Deep, soul-sapping exhaustion. Sleeping is a job now.

Muscle Weakness: Arms and legs now qualify as Victorian props.

Spasticity: Like living with invisible tightrope wires inside your limbs.

Coordination: If I could walk, I’d be swerving like a hungover goat on stilts — but I’m not, so I just sit here doing wheelies of doom into furniture and pretending it’s parkour.

Sensory Chaos:

Numbness/Tingling: Pins and needles, but make it existential.

Pain: Chronic. Burning. Random. Delightful!

Vision: Either blurred, double, or through a kaleidoscope made of tears.

Mental Torture:

Memory: What's that again?

Mood: Varying from “existential dread” to “burn the world.”

Toilet Hellscape:

Bladder: It’s either Niagara Falls or the Sahara.

Bowels: Sherman tank, razor blades, and Satan’s discharge. Cheers.

I know I’m not alone. I know someone else out there is reading this in the same state of muttering despair. So here’s your reminder: you’re not losing it — you’re just in hell with me. Welcome. I made tea (then forgot where I put it).

I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.