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⚠️ Please read with care: This blog shares personal, sometimes painful experiences. My intention is to support and speak honestly not to harm. I’m not a professional, just someone who understands how hard it can get. If you're struggling, you're not alone please reach out for professional help.
It’s Tuesday. Allegedly. My head swears blind it’s Sunday. Sometimes it feels like both at once, which is the joy of progressive MS brain fog. You don’t just lose track of time, you lose the bloody concept of time. Hours, days, weeks it all dribbles into one big puddle of confusion until you’re sat there thinking, what the fuck was I just doing?
That’s the real head-fuck. It’s not just forgetting your keys or leaving the milk out. It’s thought itself freezing mid-air, like someone slammed down a steel shutter in your brain. You go from “I’m making tea” to “Who am I? Where am I? Why does this kettle look like a spaceship?” in seconds. It’s surreal. It’s exhausting. And it happens over and over, until you stop panicking and just shrug: oh, here comes another blackout in my head.
And yeah, I knew these days were coming. You don’t get diagnosed with progressive MS without seeing the future written in big black letters: this will get worse. But knowing it’s coming doesn’t make it easier when it hits. It just means you sit in the fog muttering, ah yes, the prophecy is fulfilled.
That’s why I lean on AI now. Because my spelling’s shot, my coherence goes missing like a drunk in a hedge, and some days even stringing a sentence together is like trying to herd feral cats. So I use my AI mate to bang it into words. And it works. No fluff. No “inspiration porn.” Just my reality in print.
Meanwhile, real life keeps grinding on. Two weeks from now, I finally get a call from wheelchair services. Six months I’ve waited. Six months of struggling without a powerchair. Six months of suffering because someone’s paperwork sat in a pile. A phone consultation is coming because what I needed all along was more time sat still on my arse waiting for the system to remember I exist.
And the pain clinic? They’re fine. Professional. A bit of NLP-lite sprinkled in, which makes me laugh. You can’t gaslight me I’ve been gaslit more times than a Victorian street. They mean well, but until you live inside this mess, you don’t get it. You can nod. You can sympathise. But you don’t know.
Here’s what I know: I don’t want their “coping strategies.” I don’t want another rebrand of pseudo-science telling me how to breathe through my agony. I’ve done the pills 20, 30 a day. I’ve done the needles. I’ve done the zombie shuffle where you’re doped so heavily you forget you even exist. No thanks. I’ll take my medical weed, roll it up, and live in a way that actually calms the spasms without frying my brain into porridge.
I’m not delusional. I know there’s no cure. Death walks next to me every day like a bad smell that won’t piss off. And when you face death daily, not in the cinematic “battle cancer and win” way, but in the slow, grinding “death is waiting in the next room” way, it changes you. You stop being afraid. You start being blunt.
Friends? None. Illness strips them away. Chronic illness is a private club and only those inside it get the membership card. That’s not bitterness, that’s just reality.
And because the universe has a sick sense of humour, I’m plagued by bloody flies. Everywhere. The zapper’s gone on strike. Motorhead’s blaring loud enough to melt glass, but even Lemmy’s bass won’t fry a single one. So I’m left in the fog, swatting flies, laughing at the absurdity of it all.
So yeah. Tuesday. Sunday. Who cares? It’s another day in the trenches. Another day in the slow death suit. Another day where brain fog fucks with me, the flies mock me, and I carry on anyway.
I write in ink and fury, in breath and broken bone.
Through storm and silence, I survive. That is the crime and the miracle.
