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Congratulations, you’ve woken up! Time to play: What’s Broken Today?
Your goal: make it through the day without crying, swearing at your legs, or Googling “is this normal or am I dying?”
Choose your path below. Choose wisely. Or don’t. MS doesn’t care.
☀️ Morning – The Wake-Up Lottery You open your eyes. Sort of. Everything's a bit... off.
Do you: A) Feel rested and refreshed? [HAHAHAHA nope. Roll again.]
B) Feel like you’ve been mugged by exhaustion in your sleep? → Fatigue wins the round. Take 5 damage to motivation.
C) Can’t feel your left arm? → You’ve unlocked: Morning Numbness Mode. Hope you didn’t need to hold anything today.
🚿 The Shower Scene Hot water. The great equaliser. But today, your body has other plans.
Do you: A) Take a normal shower like a normal person? [Error 404: Normal not found.]
B) Overheat and nearly pass out while conditioning your hair? → Heat Sensitivity unlocked. You’re now a human candle. Stay cool (literally).
C) Drop the soap three times because your fingers forgot how to grip? → Coordination loss! Bonus: Slippery floor, surprise danger!
☕ Breakfast Choices Time to eat. Or attempt it. Your hand-to-mouth skills are on a random difficulty setting.
Do you: A) Make eggs without issue? [Dream big, champ.]
B) Forget what you were making mid-toast and stand staring at the kettle? → Cognitive Fog strikes again! You are now late and confused, but still hungry.
C) Burn your tongue because it took too long to realise your tea was hot? → Nerve damage for breakfast, anyone?
🧑💻 Midday Mayhem Time to work, or function, or pretend to. Let’s see what fresh chaos arrives.
Do you: A) Sit comfortably and type with ease? [Only in the fantasy genre.]
B) Experience sudden eye twitching, blurry vision and shooting pain down your spine? → Bingo! You’ve triggered Lhermitte’s Sign. Bonus: optical migraine starter pack!
C) Realise you’ve been sitting weird and now your legs are asleep? → Double numb legs – the sequel no one asked for.
🛋️ Afternoon Fun: Nap or Collapse? Fatigue is back. It brought friends.
Do you: A) Push through like a hero? → Well done, you now feel like a zombie that regrets everything.
B) Nap for 2 hours and wake up in a new dimension with no idea what year it is? → Temporal Confusion Mode Activated.
🌙 Evening – The Grand Finale The body is tired. The brain is soup. Dinner is optional.
Do you: A) Cook a meal? Narrator: They did not.
B) Order takeaway because your hands are too shaky to hold a knife? → Valid choice. +5 sanity. -£20 bank account.
C) Cry because your legs spasm during a TV ad for toothpaste? → MS Mood Swing. Roll for emotional stability. It’s a 1.
🏁 The End (Until Tomorrow) You’ve survived another round of “What Will MS Ruin Today?” Your reward: a weird new twitch in your eye, and the chance to play again tomorrow.
✨ Bonus Content: Cheat Codes for Coping Sarcasm: Unlimited ammo.
Snacks: +10 to morale.
Naps: Use liberally. Ignore haters.
Friends who get it: Legendary tier loot.
People who say “But you don’t look sick!”: Throw them into the sun.
looking to buy a second hand q100 wheelcair or similar in the devon cornwall area as mine has gone completely to the breakers yard in the sky. sick@mylivinghell.co.uk
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experience. I do not intend harm, only honesty.”